Tuesday, July 14, 2015

Ooh, dumpling.

Sad for you, Kristen Adam.

I realise we can't all be glamorous lovelies like myself, but must you resort to common thievery and, frankly, out-loud hilarious hyperbole to make yourself feel less common than you clearly are?

Professor at London University.  Pfft.  As if anyone worth her salt would ever ruin a perfectly good manicure studying heart surgery.

As a special pressie, I will give to you the advice The Old Bat gave to me back in my terrible, dark Spencer days of yore.

Get your SHIT together, girl.


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